do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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