but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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