so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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