S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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