I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Two words: blizzard sex
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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