We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I cannot find my penis.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
