Porn is love you can see.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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