I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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