It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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