yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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