i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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