I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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