just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
