No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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