She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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