smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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