just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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