its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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