Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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