I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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