The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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