why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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