i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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