I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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