i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Randomize
