Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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