i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Randomize
