The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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