I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize