I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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