Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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