what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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