ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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