Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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