take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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