i'm signing you up for texting rehab
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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