he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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