we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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