Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
