can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
