i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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