butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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