He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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