I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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