respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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