I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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