maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I see more hoeing in ur future
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