If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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