Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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