I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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